Bobsledder Johnny Quinn Got Stuck…Again

USA bobsledder Johnny Quinn, just two days removed from having to blast through his bathroom at the Sochi Olympics after getting stuck, found himself stuck in an elevator on Monday.

So 1 of 4 things is happening here.

1. Quinn is the unluckiest guy in Sochi.
2. Quinn is an idiot.
3. This is a giant gag that the USA bobsledding team keeps pulling on him.
4. Johnny Quinn is pulling a gag on all of us.