David Ortiz Rocking the WWE Championship Belt

The Boston Red Sox are celebrating their 2013 World Series championship on Saturday with their version of a parade, called a “Rolling Rally.” The festivities kicked off at Fenway Park as the players addressed many season ticket holders. World Series MVP showed up wearing the WWE Championship Belt.

Reason #9 why I want to win a sports World Championship — I can wear a giant toy belt without people thinking I’m a moron.