Dumb, Old, and Juiced
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The New York Knicks should be disbanded. I can’t believe that they rehired Isiah Thomas
as a consultant. This is a guy that as a GM and head coach, set the
Knicks back almost ten years. This would be like getting back with an
ex that made you giveaway all of your good porn.
Shaquille O’Neal signed a two year contract with the Boston Celtics
worth about three million dollars. I can’t imagine Shaq having any
real impact, but it is fun trying to create Shaq’s next new nickname.
The Big Leprechaun and Shaqachusetts are two of the names being passed
around. I vote for the Big Dig O’Neal or the Big Shamrock Shake because
that is what his chubby old ass will look like running down the court.
New York Yankee cheater Alex Rodriguez
hit his 600th home run, the 7th person to reach that milestone. With
just fifty more home runs, A-Rod will match his number of steroid
injections.
The NFL rookie salaries are out of control. Number One pick for the St. Louis Rams, Sam Bradford, signed a contract that is worth more than Tom Brady and Peyton Manning. Did I mention that this guy hasn’t even played in a pre-season game yet. Something is wrong with that…
And that is my view from the pine…
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