Elvis Andrus Misses Spring Training Game Because Of Tattoo Soreness

Texas Rangers shortstop Elvis Andrus had to sit out a spring training game because of soreness to his left arm after getting a giant tattoo memorial of his father.

Deadspin made reference that Andrus father looked like a Venezuelan version of Dan Marino — Marino would’ve been 25 when Andrus was born in 1988. I don’t know if I ever heard of an athlete missing action because of tattoo soreness, so we investigated and found out that Andrus actually missed time because of soreness to his vagina.