Giancarlo Stanton Eats Kit Kats Like A Weirdo

Miami Marlins teammate Dee Gordon outed Giancarlo Stanton on Twitter as someone who does not follow the rules of eating Kit Kat candy bars. Words like “monster,” “animal,” “criminal,” and “psychopath” were all used to describe Stanton and his lack of respect for the time-honored tradition of breaking a Kit Kat into their individual sticks of chocolatey awesomeness.

In this episode of Ride The Pine, you can add the adjective “weirdo” to that list.

Not surprisingly, the Twitter world completely freaked out when this picture started to circulate so we put together the funniest reaction to Stanton’s Kit Kat eating style.

I mean, come on Stanton! Give me a break…give me a break….break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.