How To Pick The World Series Champion

RideThePine.com gives you insight on how to properly jump on the bandwagon of the final four teams in baseball — Boston Red Sox, Detroit Tigers, St. Louis Cardinals, and Los Angeles Dodgers.

There are 3 things you need to know about the Boston Red Sox — beards, tanning at Fenway Park, and David Ortiz and Koji Uehara dry humping after winning the ALDS.

You will love the Detroit Tigers if you want to cheer for someone who knows what Kate Upton smells like — Detroit Tigers, “Fuck Yeah!”

You’ll love the St. Louis Cardinals if you consider yourself a classy person, but in reality everyone is just waiting for you to go away. The Cardinals are really good at popping champagne bottles in slow-motion.

You know the owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers, Magic Johnson? He beat AIDS! Good luck betting against him.