Impeach Chris Christie

What in the blue hell is going on here? Why is New Jersey Governor Chris Christie hugging Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones? We try to explain in this episode of Ride The Pine.

No, I understand that they’re celebrating a Cowboys touchdown in their 38–27 win over the Philadelphia Eagles but why would Christie be celebrating with the archenemies of his surrounding states?

Yes, New Jersey does not have a professional football team but the New York Giants stadium does reside in New Jersey. Guess what, the Giants HATE the Cowboys.

If you’re not aware, all of southern New Jersey live in the Philadelphia television market so the other half of New Jersey (myself included) grew up Philadelphia sports fans. Guess what, Philly fans HATE the Cowboys.

So why is Christie hugging Jerry Jones? Well, he does know a few ladies who like to party.