JJ Watt Blasts @HoustonTexans for use of “Totes”

Hello, children. Mr. JJ Watt would like you to know that he does not approve the use of your slang, nonsense, or made up words.

JJ Watt fired back at the @HoustonTexans Twitter account when they used the term “totes” when responding to someone who claimed Watt as their “bae.”

Watt had obviously never heard of the most popular words of 2014, you know, because he has been too busy being the best defensive player in the NFL.

FYI, “bae” is used to describe your significant other, boyfriend/girlfriend, or babe. “Totes” is short for totally.”