John Wall’s Terrible First Pitch

Alex B.
Ride The Pine
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1 min readJun 22, 2011

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The Washington Wizards former number one pick, John Wall threw out the first pitch at a Washington Nationals game the other day.

What the F!

I don’t understand how someone with so much athletic ability struggles making a throwing motion. Its not like they were asking him to throw a strike. He just needed to throw it thirty feet in the air. Could you imagine what its like to be at a party with John Wall.

“Hey John, throw me a beer!” Never mind, I’ll get my own.

John Wall just needs to use the same motion that Coach John Calipari used when he tossed the keys to the car that he didn’t pay for.

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