Louisville Tells Students “Couch Fires aren’t cool”

The University of Louisville On-Campus Housing department is putting up flyers in preparation for the big in-State Sweet Sixteen matchup with the Kentucky Wildcats by informing their students that “Couch Fires aren’t cool.”

Apparently this is a thing that needs to be reminded.

I’ve seen couches catch on fire before, but it was because some drunk jerk fell asleep while smoking a cigarette.