Maryland’s Hideous Uniforms

Alex B.
Ride The Pine
Published in
2 min readSep 6, 2011

Welcome to RideThePine.com, you know the worst thing I’ve seen in the last couple weeks. No, it not the Bucky Larson commercials. It was the University of Maryland’s football uniforms. And this isn’t the good publicity, this is the I can’t believe some one came up with this idea there is no way I would send my kid there because they would be better off being home schooled publicity.

What I’ve always enjoyed about major league baseball is that they give 110%. Or Boston Red Sox David Ortiz giving about 88% sliding short into second base against Derek Jeter and the New York Yankees.

Do you know how I know that Steve Nash hasn’t been practicing during the NBA lockout, because Justin Bieber crossed him up. Are you [bleeping] kidding me, Steve Nash.

Have you ever watched too many episodes of Ride The Pine in a row and start to cramp up. Did it look like this…Rafael Nadal leg cramps.

Boxer Oscar de La Hoya finally confessed after four years that this pictures of him in fishnet stockings were real and that he had cheated on his wife but not too bad. [RideThePine.com — Oscar De Lay Hoya WAS in drag] Talk about tazing your bro.

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