Matt Bonner Gets Punched In His Boner

Celtics guard Marcus Smart decided that the best way to fight through a Matt Bonner pick was to punch him in the balls. Unfortunatley, the refs did not agree and tossed Smart from the game.

More importantly, this article is a great barometer on the maturity level of sports blogs on the Internet. Many blogs claimed that Bonner was punched in the “groin” or “balls” but without hestitation when I see the name Bonner and anything related to his private parts, I instantly think “boner.”

Congrats, you’ve reached the lowest level of maturity in the sports blogging community.

Sidenote: Good news for Marcus Smart fans is that this is an improvement over running into the stands and pushing an old white dude.