Michael Jordan Poops On Everyone

Man, do I love Michael Jordan.

Throughout the day, 2K sports has released snippets of MJ’s exclusive interview promoting NBA 2k14. This video, titled Part 1, covers topics such as trash talking, who he would like to play 1-on-1, and how he once taught a young OJ Mayo the lesson of a lifetime.

The highlight of the video is at the 3:30 mark when Jordan discusses who he would like to play in their prime. Jordan thinks he could beat Jerry West, Carmelo Anthony, Lebron James…basically everyone EVER except Kobe Bryant because he “stole” Jordan’s moves.

Great story of how he taught a high school-age OJ Mayo a lesson in respect.

Classic MJ.