Obituary Blames Kansas City Chiefs For Death

And people wondered why Kansas City Chiefs fans booed Matt Cassel…because he basically killed someone.

“Loren G. ‘Sam’ Lickteig passed away on Nov. 14, 2012 of complications from MS and heartbreaking disappointment caused by the Kansas City Chiefs.”

That’s enough probably cause for me, someone issue a warrant. Here is a little back story on the obit:

Lickteig’s daughter, Jennifer, said her dad was a longtime Chiefs fan.

“My dad was such a comedian,” she said. “He loved the Chiefs, so we had to let him have the last word.”

“If we weren’t laughing, we’d be crying,” daughter Diana Hennessey said.

Lickteig did not write his own obituary, but his daughters said he would have approved of the humor many are finding in it.
The obituary comes the same day as a 28–6 loss to the Cincinnati Bengals where many Chiefs fans donned black at Arrowhead Stadium in protest of the season and General Manager Scott Pioli.

The Chiefs are 1–9.

When I die, someone please write an obituary for me as hilarious as this.

Alex passed away from his head exploding trying to figure out how Andy Reid, after 14 seasons, has not been able to stop himself from clearing his throat every 3 seconds.

Source: [KSHB]