That Soccer Ref With The Comb Over Is Not Getting Enough Press

When I Tweeted about World Cup referee Nestor Pitana and his epic comb over during the USA-Portugal tie during Group play of the 2014 World Cup, I figured my fellow online assholes would jump on board.

They didn’t.

Was everyone just in too much shock of the last second tie that stopped the USMNT advancement into the round of 16? Was everyone already distracted by Ronaldo’s giant Z shaved into his head? Was everyone just not giving a shit about soccer?

Either way, he thought it was important to recognize someone who spends a lot of time doing bicep curls who is trying to have massive arms to distract from the few hairs that are gently placed over a bald spot.

Somewhere, Ernie McCracken is smiling.