The 5 Real Reasons Why Everyone Should Be Angry At Miley Cyrus
Before we get started, if you missed the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards here is the video of Miley Cyrus’ performance that everyone is talking about.
If you read the internet today, talked to parents, or was just around someone with a pulse they most likely had an opinion of Miley Cyrus.
“Too Obscene.”
“Disgusting.”
“I refuse to let my children watch.”
“Things were not like that when we were younger.”
First off, those same adults who were telling you that Cyrus’ behavior was “too much” were probably getting double-teamed in a bathroom stall in college but lets move on.
Miley Cyrus was doing what every teen star before her has done in their 20s, rid themselves of their teen image in the most extreme and public way possible. A performance like this was predictable and anyway who didn’t see this coming is an idiot. Whether it was Tiffany appearing in Playboy, Britney Spears shaving her head, or Amanda Bynes going bat-shit crazy — you can officially welcome Miley to her twenties!
The performance was completely comical be she was trying so hard to be provocative and sexy except she ended up looking like a fucking idiot.
First off, lets start with that haircut. It’s the worst. Her hotness factor is dropping every day and it’s becoming the most disappointing maturation of a teen star since the Olsen Twins.
Second, what is with that excessive tongue wagging? Bit your lip. Slip your tongue. You know what is not sexy? Showing your tonsils. It’s kind of what I envision a crack addict (or Lamar Odom) would look like trying to score their next hit for free.
Third, fire your stylist. Your outfit was cute but someone needed to size you better for those panties. Letting your ass cheeks flap uncontrollably is not a good look. Get that ass on lock down.
Fourth, fire Robin Thicke’s stylist because he just climbed to the top of the douche-meter.
Fifth, Britney did it better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJoaQ3PnATs
