The Floppiest of All Flops

Alex B.
Ride The Pine
Published in
2 min readMar 25, 2012

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If the initial impact of an object doesn’t immediately send you to the ground, don’t fall to the ground two seconds later. I love knowing that Mick Pennisi shaves his head and has all those arm tattoos trying to look tough. He should have to remove at least one of those tattoos for being such a pansy.

University of North Carolina basketball coach Roy Williams language is just offensive. You better shut the front door with that potty-mouth.

I still don’t really understand why the New York Jets traded for Tim Tebow. Its like they woke up one day and were like, you know what one shitty quarterback isn’t enough. Lets get another one.

New York Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain suffered a gruesome injury while playing on a trampoline with his son. Chamberlain hurt his ankle so badly that it protruded through his skin. I don’t know how the hell that happens, because even tranquilized bears can navigate trampolines without injury.

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