The Proof is in the Miami Heat’s Tears
The proof is in the tears. What proof? Proof that the Miami Heat will not win an NBA Championship this year. [RideThePine.com — Crying Does NOT Win Championships] What tears? The tears that some of the Miami Heat players shed after the Chicago Bulls completed the season sweep of the Heat on Sunday. The waterworks report came from the Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra. Spoelstra was trying to show that his team cares about every game while throwing the teary-eyed players under the bus. If you team is having this much emotion during a regular season game, you have no chance of making it deep in the playoffs, when it really matters. Charlie Sheen would call this bi-crying. They cry now and they will cry when someone else is winning the championship. Winning!
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Before we move on from the Miami Heat crying story, let’s talk a couple of moments to say goodbye to the Heat head coach Erik Spolstrea. You were the one who started all this crying bologna and I’m pretty sure you will be relieved of your duties in the next two week. Pat Riley likes slicked back hair, he does not like crying.
Its college basketball conference tournament week as teams start locking up automatic bids to March Madness. This is also a great week for scouting some potential first round bracket busters. I always try to focus on how the teams play defense, right Bob Knight. [YouTube — Bob Knight Swears on Air]
Oh Bobby.
Another team that was a potential Final Four candidate was BYU. But there tournament hopes are looking a little backed up. After star forward Brandon Davies was kicked off the team for violating the schools honor code for engaging in premarital sex. I don’t really have a joke for this, he signed up for it. The funny part about this story is that about 70% of the NBA couldn’t tell you what premarital means. That’s funny!
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