Tom Brady Can Out Drink You

Tom Brady can play football better than you.
Tom Brady is better looking than you.
Tom Brady is richer than you.
Now we know, Tom Brady can chug beer faster than you.

According to former New England Patriots offensive lineman Ross Tucker, Brady once took part in a chugging contest and beat his entire offensive line.

We went to a local barbecue place near the stadium in Foxboro after practice one time, and there were two different occasions where Brady’s eyes displayed his trademark fire.

The first was when some of the veteran offensive linemen started talking to the rookies about a chugging contest. No big deal for these guys and given that they were fresh out of college, you would think they’d be at the top of their game. I was surprised to see Brady take part. The rookies looked at the seemingly pretty boy quarterback and laughed. I think I snickered myself.

We all should’ve known better.

I still have never seen anybody chug a beer faster than Tom Brady. You should’ve seen the way he slammed down his cup — it was like he was spiking the ball after a TD. It was hilarious. It was awesome. It was textbook Brady.

Come on Tom, can you leave anything for us normal folk?