UNC Head Coach Roy Williams’ Language is Offensive

This is TOTALLY Safe for Work. In fact, its TOO safe for work.

UNC head coach Roy Williams talked about the injury status of Kendall Marshall broken wrist and if he would be able to play in the Tar Heels Sweet Sixteen matchup against Ohio.

Here is the list of safe/70 year-old teacher/grandfather/Forest Gump phrases that Williams uses:

• :17 mark — “There is no way in Haitis he would play.”
• :30 mark — “Than I said I’d probably play his rear-end.”
• :36 mark — “How the Dickens can he play a basketball game, if he can’t brush his teeth.”
• :40 mark — “Still gotta play the dan-gone game.”

Roy better be careful or the FCC may end up all over his posterior and tell him to shut the front door.