Who Makes LaRon Landry’s Tassels?
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Washington Redskins free agent safety LaRon Landry has spent the week on twitter showing off his ridiculous large biceps on twitter.
I can exclusively report that Landry has been using the old Hulk Hogan formula to larger arms…
Saying Your Prayers, Taking Your Vitamins, and Training Hard.
What? Did you think I was going to say something else? I’ve got assets to protect people.
Here is some free advice for LaRon Landry, maybe you should work on some speed drills. I understand that you play strong safety and your primary concern is stopping the run but you have 4 interceptions in 5 years. To give you some perspective, New England Patriots Defensive Tackle Vince Wilfork had two interceptions…last year. Get some speed and maybe a ball will hit you in the hands by accident because you happen to get to the right place at the right time.
My one question for Landry is; who cuts the tassels into you t-shirts? Please tell me its you sitting at your locker with scissors! “I’ll look so damn sexy with these tassels.”
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