Would Derek Jeter Still Get Laid If His Face Was Messed Up?

Alex B.
Ride The Pine
Published in
1 min readAug 25, 2012

New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter had a scary moment on Friday night when he was drilled in the head by a Corey Kluber pitch. The fastball just barely caught the ear piece on the helmet, saving Jeter from some serious damage. Jeter was uncharacteristically upset at the Cleveland Indians pitcher, which shows you how scary the moment actually was.

The close call created some debate at the RideThePine.com offices as we wondered if Derek Jeter’s face was messed up from that pitch would he still be able to obtain the same high quality caliber of women that he is accustomed to? You obviously have to take plastic surgery out of the equation but being all other things equal (championships, track record, fame, money, etc.) could Messed-Up Jeter Face compete with Normal Jeter Face in the quality/amount of women?

I say yes. In fact, he might be able to do EVEN better with a messed up face.

What do you think?

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