Sneaking in

Got up, Rafi went to let someone in at the iXperience house -________-. Bojana walked there cause Rafi just couldn’t wait for 5 extra minutes. Took her like 40 min to get there with no internet (she’s pretty proud of herself for doing it). Got some shakes / fruit smoothies at Kauai + a princess waffle. Rafi got a peanut butter smoothie for Aaron, which no one could quite finish. Rafi had the Amazon, which tasted like someone pooped in the river and scooped in into a cup.

Rafi dropped Bojana at Camps Bay, while he chatted with some Indians whom he couldn’t understand—interviews for iX.

Rafi joined Bojana at the beach. Both were a bit grumpy and slept on separate sides of the beach (Bojana in the shade — white people ugh gross — and Rafi in the sun — brown people ugh nothing bothers their skin, those bitchez). Rafi shamelessly asked some couple for some sun screen to Bojana’s absolute horror and dismay.

Bojana cutely came to cuddle Rafi when a tidal wave swooped in and got everything wet. Bojana’s first words were: “phone! phone!”

Luckily, phones are still working, although Bojana’s cant charge lulz.

Then drove to the Pick’n’Pay to get our dinner picnic. Bought a variety of meats and cheeses, and of course, a wedge of watermelone inside a watermelone. Drove / walked to “our forbidden spot” aka Bojana’s favorite spot in the southern hemisphere aka where a guard told us to “go have our nice moment somewhere THE FUCK else”. So we walked down to the beach and had a nice picnic. Guards can’t stop us (no they can’t!)

After a long romantic sunset we stopped for a long romantic post-sunset on the drive home. At home, we had our assortment of meats and cheeses, along with a BOMB salad with avocado, tomato, balsamic and olive oil. Then we turned the lights off and had an epic dance party!!!

Afterwards went to Kirstenbosch gardens and snuck into Jeremy Loop’s concert (thanks to the nice girl and guy who let us lick their stamp so we can duplicate it on our wrists and get in). Watched about an hour of the concert or slightly less, but it was amazing.

Said hello to 2016 at the concert (couldn’t find a better expression, sorry).

After the concert, Rafi Skyped with his mom and Bojana with her fam.

Went for a drink at Yours Truly.

Came home.

Called it a (epic) day.