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8 Things You Should Be Doing When You Go to the Toilet

Trust me: Can-do

Normally, I don’t write stories like these, but every now and again, an idea will pop into my head and I just have to get it out, you know? Kind of like when you have to do a Number 2. Really bad. And you’re in the grocery store.

Well, toss that box of Fiber One into your cart and haul ass home to your own throne…



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Sherry McGuinn

Long-time writer and big-time dreamer. Screenwriter. Cat mama. Red lip aficionado.