Rogues’ Gallery
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Rogues’ Gallery

A Crab to be Reckoned With

You don’t want this bastard on your plate, or in your pants

Look at the size of these things! Source: Wikipedia Commons

Shit, I’m bored.

The other day, as I was wishing an epic case of crabs, the really hungry kind, on someone I used to know, I happened upon a story about a critter I’d never heard of. The Coconut Crab. Talk about synchronicity!

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This is THE place for independent thinkers and respectful rabble-rousers. Release the rogue in you, break free of the herd and let’s shake things up, together!

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Sherry McGuinn

Sherry McGuinn

Long-time writer and big-time dreamer. Screenwriter. Cat mama. Red lip aficionado. sherrymcguinn@gmail.com

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