A New Use for MAGA Crap
Let’s turn that shit into face masks!
You know those dumb hats and T-shirts that our dumb president and his dumb supporters wear at his rallies? The cheery red caps and other apparel emblazoned with the acronym MAGA? (Make America Great Again). I thought of a new use for them, something that could actually do some good during this frightening and surreal time.
Since we have a dearth of face masks for regular citizens and medical personnel alike, I say we appropriate those babies and repurpose them as face masks.
We could hire people who can sew to help with the transformation, thereby creating more jobs.
You may be wondering how we appropriate these useless testaments to an egomaniac. We get them by force, if necessary.
Naturally, we ask for the Orange Troll’s “people” to voluntarily give up their precious caps and shirts, but if they balk, all bets are off. We employ “snatchers” and “rippers” to do just what that implies: Snatch the caps off their stupid heads and rip the shirts from their bodies.
Of course, these items would have to be thoroughly sanitized before being turned into face masks, as God knows what manner of germs and bacteria could be lurking within their fibers. The idea is to help people, not make them sick, or even sicker. (By the…
