A Tale of Two Titties
Apropos of nothing
Once upon a time, in a land much like this, but one yet to be tainted by a psychotic criminal with a terrifying agenda, there were two titties. Let’s call them Jill and Jane.
Both titties belonged to a Homo Sapien, who, in this story, will be known as the Woman.
Jill was the Woman’s left titty and Jane the right. Jill was the dominant titty in…