Rogues’ Gallery
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Rogues’ Gallery


Calling All Middle-Aged Gals

Needed: seasoned old lady to join me in a life of crime

These are bolt cutters. In your new job as a burglar, you will learn how they work. Photo by Michael Dziedzic on Unsplash

I’ve reached the age of invisibility, the threshold of translucence, the stairway to nowheresville.

My hair is greige, my voice is reedy, and my smile is a facade. I scowl at children and threaten the whippersnappers with my cane.



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