Learning How To Actually Win One
Because losing graciously is beginning to suck

Yeah, you there standing on the top of the podium holding your ten-carat gold plated trophy. You won again, didn’t you? Was it because of your stellar writing ability? Uh, nope. Don’t think so. Somehow you managed to flash that saccharine sweet smile at the judges so they would overlook the pitifully subpar performance and rate your score high enough to win.