Peeing in the Tub
And other indignities.
Before you hold up a crucifix and cry “TMI,” let me start out by saying that I don’t pee in the bathtub. Let me repeat: No pee in my tub.
That said, I want to pee. I don’t know what happened, but as I get older, just the thought of reclining in a tub of hot, foamy water makes me want to void my bladder.