Rogues’ Gallery
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Rogues’ Gallery

Shitting Like Tim Ferriss

The gut-wrenching dangers of hero-worship

Photo by hermaion from Pexels (clearly they hung the toilet paper the wrong way)

According to Michael Greger, I’m going to die soon.

To be fair, when I was all aboard the Greger hype train, I felt great! I weighed less, I slept better, and I was always horny. My bowel movements were glorious! Three words:

Above the waterline!

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