To My Former Employer:

Fuck…uh…thank you, very much.

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I waited a while before writing this as I wanted to see if I had a shot at getting rehired by you nimrods. Yeah, I’m talkin’ to you, Epsilon.

After all, when I was laid off due to no wrongdoing on my part, I was repeatedly told I was “eligible for rehire.” Repeatedly. As in several times. Do you remember that? Ask your grandfathered-in nitwit of a…