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While You and I Struggle to Create “Quality Work” For Zip, A Bimbo Makes 200 Grand From Farting
Warning: You may want a DNR in place before reading this
For a long while, I’ve believed that, as a society, we’re not worth shit. Turns out, perhaps we are, or at the very least, a fart or two. Allow me to explain.
A kind writer here, who took my criticism of one of her “sex stories” in stride, passed along the following tidbit to me: There is an actual person of the female persuasion, who has made a ton of money by bottling her farts in Mason jars and selling them to dumbfuck kinksters, online.
I probably should have added a disclaimer that, after toiling away on Medium for years and making squat, this story might incite you to hit yourself in the head with a ball-peen hammer. I know that I’m close, friends. Because life, as it is, no longer makes sense. In fact, I may keel over before I’m done here, but I’ll do my best to soldier on, as you need to absorb this.
The bimbo in question, one Stephanie Matto, is a dubious reality star who apparently, had nothing better to do than to spend her days breaking wind for cash.
