How the French Solve the Vending Ronundrum

Bottles of this, bottles of that

So, check out these Parisian vending machines. You’re seeing this revolution-level genius right? Upside-magic-down bottles. I couldn’t count on one finger the number of times I’ve had coin-operated bottle dispensers go premature on me.

“Whatcha gonna do when they don’t come for you?!”

Call the machine company and receive a $5 gift card? Sweet! You just made a profit, but what about that muesli bar shaped hole in your digestive system? Who’s going to fill that void in your life? Is this what society has become?

Believe me, friends. This is the what dreams are made of. Pointing bottles down reduces the surface are in which the coil can catch on- you know what, the physics doesn’t matter. The magic of all this is what matters. When World War III grinds to a halt because we spontaneously remember how totally amazeballs vending machines can be, we’ll look back on these tender moments and realise how blessed we are.

Ah, the things I’ll miss about France.