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What Kind of Alcoholic Beverage Are You and What Does That Say About Your Soul?

Stereotypes? What stereotypes?

Photo by Evan Wise on Unsplash

All written in jest, all written with love. All written from my observations during my 8 years as a Sommelier.

Zinfandel

You believe that alcohol by volume is a direct correlation to the perceived size of your pee-pee.

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Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown

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Writer of opinions. Wine pro. Simple words designed for a simple life. Get a weekly dose of simplicity every Friday: simpleandstraightforward.substack.com