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Charles Bastille
Charles Bastille

Jan 23, 2022

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Alexa Personality Writer? Count Me IN!

Dear Amazon: Consider this my official job application for your LinkedIn Alexa Personality Writer Ad.

Image is screenshot of Alexa Ad (Fair Use)

Dear Amazon:

First off, let me say that I myself have no personality.

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