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Alexa Personality Writer? Count Me IN!

Dear Amazon: Consider this my official job application for your LinkedIn Alexa Personality Writer Ad.

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Dear Amazon:

First off, let me say that I myself have no personality.




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Charles Bastille

Charles Bastille

Hyperbole enthusiast and author of MagicLand, available at your favorite bookseller: All stories © 2022 by Charles Bastille.

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