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QUEEN ELIZABETH II

The Funeral of the Century

An English-American sobs over a queen’s funeral

Never in history has so much news been generated over someone moving into a tiny home. The former Queen of — gosh, I don’t even know what to call it even though that’s my ancestry — England? Britain? The UK? The empire that pillaged the world? Yeah, let’s go with that.

In heaven, you get to look however you want to look. So, you know, maybe the queen looks like this now? Image licensed via Adobe Stock

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Charles Bastille

Charles Bastille

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Hyperbole enthusiast and author of MagicLand, available at your favorite bookseller: https://charles-bastille.com All stories © 2022 by Charles Bastille.