HUMOR

The Laws of Waffle House Fighting According to Moses

Why are Bible Belters no longer following the Holy Laws?

Charles Bastille
Ruminato
Published in
5 min readMar 14

When Jenna Ortega and Marcello Hernández used Saturday Night Live to reintroduce America to Waffle House fighting, which has long been a thing in the South after 11 pm or so, I was reminded that many of its traditional rules are no longer being followed.

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Charles Bastille
Ruminato

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