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Thanksgiving Dinner

This Is the Thanksgiving for Upside Down Turkey

Why you should never cook a turkey breast side up, but especially this year.

Consider this a public service reminder.

You MUST cook your Thanksgiving turkey upside down.

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Charles Bastille

Hyperbole enthusiast and author of MagicLand, available at your favorite bookseller: https://charles-bastille.com All stories © 2022-23 by Charles Bastille.