Wrong right

A rogue left leg

And a right right,

Were pedaling a bike.

Destination in sight,

The rider in delight

Prepared to alight.

But the left leg? Ugh!

It pedaled faster!

Sensing disaster,

But blinded in anger,

Right pushed harder!

Zoom! kaboom! they went,

To their fateful end.

In the gutter by the bend,

Legs mangled and bent,

Never to ride again!

The rider sighed.

Too late in this fight

To make any wrong right.

Wished he had just tried,

His hands on the brakes instead!