Are You a Drizzler or a Pooler?

This is about so much more than ketchup and fries

Illustration by Jessica Siao

It would never occur to me to drizzle ketchup on my fries.

What a nightmare — one fry drenched, the other bare, your fingers red and sticky. Instead, I make a polite pool to the side, like a sane person. Like a person who values consistency and control. My ketchup intake is measured per fry, per dip —…