Our Wedding Is Canceled Due to the Following Strongly-Held Beliefs

Give us this beignet, our daily bread

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Hi, everyone. I know you weren’t expecting to see Keith and I out here so soon, but we have some bad news. We’re not getting married today.

Believe me, we were really looking forward to it, but recently — this morning, in fact — we learned our blessed event was in…