6 “WTF Were You Thinking?” Couple Tatts
Makes breakups a hell of a lot more awkward
Written By: Monique Camacho and Samantha Lopez
Tattoos are permanent, like bumper stickers on a car, except that shit is superglued for life. Would you ever get your S/O’s name on your body for life? I sure as hell wouldn’t. When I see people on the street with someone’s name on their body, I just think, “Are you batshit insane?” What’s worse is that most relationships don’t last; and then you’re fucked. These celebrities are just as human, and therefore they have fucked up too, but they don’t get to hide it from the public eye.
- Justin Bieber’s Selena Tattoo
First of all, his tattoo looks like a kindergartener drew it. How is that Selena’s face, Justin? And what about those sagging tits? But I guess it’s too late now to say sorry since the #SelenaEndedJustinParty
Location: On his wrist.
Tattoo: Selena Gomez’s face with angel wings.
Relationship Status: 2011 to on again off again 2015
2. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar’s Odom Tattoo
Who could forget the infamous 5-day wedding? Khloe and Lamar were only together for 30 days before he popped the question. Talk about hauling ass to the altar. At the time, they were head over heels for each other… turns out their bond wasn’t so unbreakable. R.I.P. Lammy and Koko.
Location: Both of them have their tattoo in between their thumb and index finger.
Tattoo: Initials of each other’s first and last names.
Relationship Status: 2009–2013
3. Robert Kardashian and Adrienne Bailon’s Tattoo
Okay, let’s level with each other for a minute. Adrienne was way more dedicated to Rob, and you wanna know why? Because her tattoo is on her ass… Rob has his on his ribcage. That’s true dedication to lay on your stomach, be bared ass, and have a stranger with a needle ruin your life. Props to this cheetah girl, sadly that loyalty didn’t mean craps since Rob still cheated on her. Talk about a kick to the ass.
Location: Rob’s is on his rib cage and Adrienne’s is on her ass.
Tattoo: Full names of one another.
Relationship Status: 2007–2009
4. Chris Brown and Rihanna’s Tattoo
Breezy and Riri, what a pair. They were my #2008goals but not iconic enough to make me appreciate those stupid, basic star tattoos. Really? Of all things to symbolize your love, you choose stars? I guess hearts were too tacky?
Location: Rihanna’s is behind her neck, and Chris’ is behind his right ear.
Tattoo: Basic stars.
Relationship Status: 2008–2009
5. Tyga’s Tattoo
Aw, a grown man got a tattoo of his teenage girlfriend, Kylie Jenner. HOW ROMANTIC, not. What the fuck, Tyga? You’re a grown ass man, you have no business getting a teenager’s name imprinted on you. Did you do it to “Pleazer”? What does King think of this? Do they play on the playground together? Does she build legos with him? Granted this may be the only couple to make it on this list, so far, but how you gonna explain to King that you have his step-auntie’s name on your arm?
Location: Arm
Tattoo: Kylie Jenner’s name
Relationship Status: 2014-present day
6. Rihanna And Drake’s Tattoo
The best Mom and Dad we had for a while. They gave us hopes that love was real, until it wasn’t. What were you two thinking? We’ve been trying to make sense of this, and it just doesn’t add up. WTF is up with the camo sharks? First stars, now sharks, Robyn? You aiite, girl?
Location: Drake’s is on his bicep and Rihanna’s is on her ankle.
Tattoo: Camo shark.
Relationship Status: 2009–2016
I would like to know, how much love do you gotta have to make it that far? When is it okay to pop the question? I gotta know these things. How do you decide on the design? How many tequila shots did you have? Humans, man. We might be the most intelligent species, but sometimes I gotta wonder.
