Sally Albright
Sep 29, 2017 · 1 min read

Who’s the Roy Moore of the Left? Why, it’s Bernie of course!

The similarities between Bernie Sanders and right-wing theocrat Judge Roy Moore are striking, giving even more credence to the horseshoe theory.

Like Roy Moore, Bernie is a career politician who pretends to be an outsider

Like Roy Moore, Bernie thinks rules don’t apply to him

Like Roy Moore, Bernie elevates white, straight men and DGAF about women or minorities

Like Roy Moore, Bernie espouses a fringe orthodoxy

Like Roy Moore, Bernie makes offensive and inflammatory statements that mainstream candidates will have to answer for in 2018

Like Roy Moore, Bernie’s policy positions are not based on reality

Like Roy Moore, Bernie advocates Purity Tests and excoriates anyone who falls short.

Like Roy Moore, Bernie came to power by manipulating unsophisticated people

Like Roy Moore, Bernie has a rabid, cult-like following (One difference: Moore’s base will walk thru fire to vote for him. Berners don’t vote.)

Like Roy Moore, Bernie always plays the victim, and his white male following consider themselves a persecuted minority

Like Roy Moore, Bernie throws tent revival rallies, all for show, with incantations, call and response, bumper sticker slogans, and meaningless symbolism

Like Roy Moore, Bernie is a judgy old white guy who’s only out for himself

Sallying

sal·ly (‘sa-lE) def. 1. To Rush Forward; to Leap and Dance 2. A Sudden Outburst; a Witticism; a Quip 3. A Venture Off the Beaten Path

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Comms Strategist, Organizer, Voter Advocate, Rock&Roll Girl. Unprofessional Writer. Don’t be alarmed if I mistake you for a hat. Mailing List: sallyalbright.com

Sallying

Sallying

sal·ly (‘sa-lE) def. 1. To Rush Forward; to Leap and Dance 2. A Sudden Outburst; a Witticism; a Quip 3. A Venture Off the Beaten Path

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