I’m An Independent Thinker and Here’s The Meme to Prove It

Don’t let them brainwash you!!!

Matt Fotis
Sep 14, 2020 · 3 min read
Oh, it’s true, even if they say it’s false. In fact, them saying it’s false only proves how true it is!

Life on social media can be tough nowadays. With so much fake news going around and the extreme liberal bias of everything in the world — including the moon — I SEE YOU MOON! — it can be hard to think for yourself.

But I’m no brainwashed liberal sheeple! I’m an independent thinker. And to prove it, let me share yet another highly manipulated, false, and manufactured meme from my right-wing bubble.

False? More like too true for the liberals to handle it!

You might be thinking to yourself, “How come so many of this independent thinker’s posts are labeled false?” Because that’s just what they want you to think. If the truth wasn’t so dangerous, they wouldn’t be trying to hide it from you. Ever think about that? No. You didn’t. Because you’re a brainwashed sheeple. But I’m an independent thinker.

Look at this meme — AOC never wrote this tweet but still managed to delete it before it was shared 20,000 times! How is that even possible! Exactly! She hates America, that’s how! The truth will set us free!

I know, I know, you’re going to “fact-check” me with some liberal bias BS about how she never tweeted this — or is that just what they want you to think! It’s AOC, so of course it’s true. Everything everyone in my bubble says about her, Nancy Pelosi, and Hillary Clinton is 100% FACT. The so-called “experts” might say it’s false, but that just proves how true it actually is. The quicker they take down a post the more truth it contains — that’s what Thomas Jefferson said anyway, but I guess we won’t take his word for it. Maybe the reason they are taking it down is because there’s TOO MUCH TRUTH! Ever think about that, Liberal Sheeple?

I get it. Being an independent thinker is hard. It can be tough to pick which meme to share. That’s why I just share every single one I see that confirms what I believe. Do I even bother to do a 3-second Google search to see if it’s true? Maybe I would if Google wasn’t headquartered in liberal California? Convenient, isn’t it? Weird how I think every single fact checking source has a liberal bias, isn’t it? Don’t even get me started on the Dictionary! As if words have an agreed upon meaning! HOAX!!! Weird that all of my friends who agree with me don’t think the posts are false, but The Washington Post does — Don’t make me laugh! Like I’d ever believe a newspaper without the words “freedom,” “liberty,” or “eagle” in the name. But the sheeple lap it up. Typical communists.

Now you’re probably thinking to yourself, “I hate America.” You’re also probably thinking, “Wait, wouldn’t an independent thinker write their own posts rather than share highly manipulated memes that are usually false?” Typical liberal. The only way to truly think for yourself is to share someone else’s ideas that have been purposefully targeted to you to manipulate you. I can’t believe I have to spell it out for you, I’m kind of embarrassed — for you.

USA! USA! USA!

Satire & The State

Political satire

Matt Fotis

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Theatre professor, author, playwright, dad, husband, and other stuff. Comedy, parenthood, and politics. www.mattfotis.com @mattfotis

Satire & The State

Exploring the relationship between power and comedy.

Matt Fotis

Written by

Theatre professor, author, playwright, dad, husband, and other stuff. Comedy, parenthood, and politics. www.mattfotis.com @mattfotis

Satire & The State

Exploring the relationship between power and comedy.

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