Satire & The State
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Satire & The State

The Socialist Professor’s Guide to Brainwashing Your Students

Look, the jig is up. We tried for decades to brainwash students to be communists, but it didn’t work. The Soviets just couldn’t hold up their end of the deal (#ThanksReagan). So, we’ve opted in recent years to go for socialism. We thought it would be easy, because it is true that liberal professors outnumber conservative professors by a pretty wide margin (though the highest percentage of professors in the study self-identify as “moderate”). But little did we know that great conservative thinkers like Ben Shapiro, Charlie Kirk, and the one and only…

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Matt Fotis

Matt Fotis

Theatre professor, author, playwright, dad, husband, and other stuff. Comedy, parenthood, and politics. www.mattfotis.com @mattfotis