Satire & The State
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Satire & The State

Uncle Keith Settles “Second Wave” Debate at Memorial Day Party with Definitive “I Just Don’t Think It’ll Happen”

DAVIDSONVILLE, MD — Celebrating a Memorial Day like no other, the Locke family held their annual Memorial Day “Locke-In” gathering as if nothing had changed. Dismissing social distancing measures as “living in fear,” the Locke family gathered on Memorial Day in the midst of a global pandemic to celebrate a holiday memorializing the dead.

Social Distancing in Ocean City

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Matt Fotis

Matt Fotis

Theatre professor, author, playwright, dad, husband, and other stuff. Comedy, parenthood, and politics. www.mattfotis.com @mattfotis