Satire & The State
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Satire & The State

What I Want for My Birthday This Year

By America

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2020 has been one hell of a half year. The last thing I need is for you to ruin my birthday by having a big 4th of July party where you get drunk, hit on your sister-in-law, blow off your index finger with some cheap fireworks, and spread the coronavirus. No parties this year. You hear me? Mike Pence — that includes no weird Jesus parties. No parties. Protests are cool — parties…




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Matt Fotis

Matt Fotis

Theatre professor, author, playwright, dad, husband, and other stuff. Comedy, parenthood, and politics. @mattfotis

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