Jul 1, 2020
4 min read
What I Want for My Birthday This Year
By America
2020 has been one hell of a half year. The last thing I need is for you to ruin my birthday by having a big 4th of July party where you get drunk, hit on your sister-in-law, blow off your index finger with some cheap fireworks, and spread the coronavirus. No parties this year. You hear me? Mike Pence — that includes no weird Jesus parties. No parties. Protests are cool — parties…
