Voting To Be Banned In UK After EU Referendum
UK Prime Minister David Cameron, and Leader of the Opposition Jeremy Corbyn have joined forces to announce that voting in UK Elections is to be abolished.
Sources close to the Government and the Labour Leader have confirmed to Satiria that a formal announcment will be made shortly.
“The result of the EU Referendum was not as expected. Leaders on the Left and the Right of the Political Spectrum now realise that ordinary voters are too stupid and racist to be left to make up their own minds on how to vote.”
It is not clear what rules will be brought in to replace voting, but option are understood to include Likes of Facebook, Re-Tweets, and Instagram Followers.
More to follow.